amvi♥
Call me Angel.


I'm awkward. I'm offensive. I'm obscene. I have an intense case of stranger danger. I don't talk much at social gatherings. I will not tolerate girl hate. I flirt with everyone. If there's music, I'll dance. If there's a ukulele, I'll play. And if there's mic, I'll sing.

I like horror and vintage, old shoes and leather, spikes and studs, punk kids and cowboys, bokeh lights and blur, makeup and flirts, men's shirts and boots, curves and mini skirts, piercings and hair sticks, tattoos and lipstick, vampires and kissing, blood and reading, red hair and bracelets, necklaces and razors, dancing and sunlight, harmonies and fist fights, rough boys and tough girls, and just about anything to do with fantasy.

I dislike double standards and hypocrites, twilight and homophobes, WalMart and parsnips, white walls and beige lamps, barbies and pop music, and just about anything mainstream.

Also, I only post my art on here!

Love, AMVI♥
The tip jar. XD

AMVI

The tip jar. XD

AMVI

Haui and Ana.

AMVI

And of course we brought the gator. No gay bar is complete without a pod!

AMVI

I went to a gay bar last night! ;)

AMVI

Dad and I made an obscene amount of pico de gayo salsa yesterday. This was before we added the cabbage.

AMVI

Dad and I made an obscene amount of pico de gayo salsa yesterday. This was before we added the cabbage.

AMVI

We went apple picking at our neighbor’s house and her donkeys were harassing us. XD

AMVI

Anonymous asked:
you're very beautiful... i hope you realize this. maybe its the lovey dovey mood i'm in, but i feel like giving compliments.

Well thanks!!

Me trying to eat a 5 lb Hershey bar… But they wouldn’t let me…

AMVI

Me trying to eat a 5 lb Hershey bar… But they wouldn’t let me…

AMVI

OMG look at this little guy! He’s an American bull dog and his name is Jack.

AMVI

My parents are out of town.

AMVI

My parents are out of town.

AMVI

OMG OMG OMG

Haui is bringing home pizza! He is literally the best.

-AMVI

chaoticallyangelic:

This chick had a $400 hoola hoop that has 800 different light settings.

AMVI

Shamelessly reblogging my own things…

Friday night’s alright for fighting…

We went to mirk wood on Friday! My silver mini dress and high heels had all sorts of man folk hollering. But it’s cool, I had my tank of a boyfriend with me, plus the bouncer likes us. I danced so hard you don’t even know! The sound kind of sucked but whatevs. It was still fun. I even kicked off my shoes and rocked it with bare feet. All in all pretty good night. I even witnessed a bar fight for the first time ever. Not sure how it started but it was only two guys who were waaaay too drunk to fight and just ended up rolling over and over again on top of each other in the parking lot. It ended eventually when the biggest guy pinned the other one down and screamed “SAY YOU’RE A BITCH!” in his face. And he eventually did. After that I had a twerk off with a trombone player from the band. And I won.

AMVI

Dean is on my boob. XD

AMVI

Dean is on my boob. XD

AMVI

Reblogged from von-bobbeh, Posted by chaoticallyangelic.
chaoticallyangelic:


And this is why men don’t live as long…
AMVI

chaoticallyangelic:

And this is why men don’t live as long…

AMVI