Haui is bringing home pizza! He is literally the best.
We went to mirk wood on Friday! My silver mini dress and high heels had all sorts of man folk hollering. But it’s cool, I had my tank of a boyfriend with me, plus the bouncer likes us. I danced so hard you don’t even know! The sound kind of sucked but whatevs. It was still fun. I even kicked off my shoes and rocked it with bare feet. All in all pretty good night. I even witnessed a bar fight for the first time ever. Not sure how it started but it was only two guys who were waaaay too drunk to fight and just ended up rolling over and over again on top of each other in the parking lot. It ended eventually when the biggest guy pinned the other one down and screamed “SAY YOU’RE A BITCH!” in his face. And he eventually did. After that I had a twerk off with a trombone player from the band. And I won.